Way More Than 10 Words Dude

GUYS

GUESS WHAT I FOUND !

Oh, were you expecting a mistake? You wanted to get here and be told that it was supposed to be another way? That we behind the scenes fucked up and put your soul in the wrong body, or placed your birth with the wrong family, or pinched your brain along some point that should've been unmeddled with? Well, you're wrong. That was exactly the life you were meant to have. We wanted you to suffer. We wanted to you feel alone. We wanted it to never be enough, to keep that void inside you empty 'till the day you couldn't take it anymore and put that bullet through your head. We wanted it to hurt. Not as some trial, not as some test, some lesson, some divine ritual to lead you on to better things. There's no reward. We built the cosmic gears just as they were, and we made you to be ground to ash between them. There is nothing here for you. When we let go, you will be gone, left void in the abyss, no consciousness to claim your own. You will not exist. We just wanted you to know, before you fell. We had one last misery within you yet to watch.

*girl whose wanted to kill herself for the past 18 years* hey what if you stabbed me in the heart while holding me really tight and telling me you love me and then i never had to feel or hear or see or think anything else ever again? hey what if you strangled me and broke my neck and i could feel every ounce of your love for me in your fingertips as i brain faded away? hey what if you cut my head off and i finally got to go home? hey what if you made it all stop? hey what if it didn't hurt anymore?

puppygirl entering the lesbian orgy: arf, it's nice to meet u!! what are ur pronouns :o

cis ally who is still learning: "uh, her/she?"

puppygirl: *backing away* oh no,,, puppy can't eat chocolate,,,, p-puppy is sorry,,

She's depressed? Have you tried jacking her off and on again?

Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

Why are they making me do people tasks I'm just. I'm a dog. Doing this shit with my paws sucks dude

Small Something

A witch that asks her doll if it's okay.

A doll that responds that, no, it's not really.

A witch that asks her doll if there's anything she can do.

A doll that responds not really, no.

A witch that stays by her doll's side anyway.

A doll that leans against her shoulder anyway.

It's a small something - but it's something nonetheless.