If I Don’t Get Called A Good Dog Soon I’m Going To Die The Doctor Says So 😞😞🙁🙁☹️😞☹️☹️😞😞😞

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

the greatest thing in this world is a trans girl in a shirt, thigh highs, underwear(with a noticeable bulge) and NOTHING ELSE

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normalize men being so so so gay with each other like gals being pals for men but it's bros being dudes (tongue kissing)

i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches

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There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.