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Noelle my dear lesbian girl <3

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

Lost and Found

A witch that has lost her doll!

It was right next to her a moment ago! They were shopping together! It wouldn't go off without good reason, but where could it have possibly gone?!

She searches the aisles one by one, walking at a brisk pace, doing her best to keep herself from breaking out into a dash!

Not here. Not here. Not here. Not-

There! In the bakery section!

She breathes a sigh of relief, calming herself before approaching it.

She gives it a tap on its shoulder when she walks up to it.

Immediately it turns, mentioning that it realized that they should get brownies because she loves them!

Silly, silly doll. Of course it was thinking for her sake! She isn't surprised at all!

But, still, she gives it a hug!

It asks if something happened!

She mumbles a no, that she's just glad that it's okay.

The doll hugs her back, squeezing tightly.

Of course it would be okay. It wouldn't leave her alone like that.

What a wonderful doll.

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

me and my puppy have this running joke where every time we have a really fucked up, gorey, sex concept (like putting a bomb in someone’s vibrator and if it stops it explodes or live dissection sex or smth) we always say “Next Laika story lol” in reference to @puppygirllaika (WHOM WE ADORE) it’s sort of like how annoying weebs say “is that a jojo reference!?!??” to everything and i just thought everyone should know

puppygirl entering the lesbian orgy: arf, it's nice to meet u!! what are ur pronouns :o

cis ally who is still learning: "uh, her/she?"

puppygirl: *backing away* oh no,,, puppy can't eat chocolate,,,, p-puppy is sorry,,

we are so ableist about memory. people with good memory take for granted the fact that they can recall as much as they can, and use that to taunt, guilt and threaten people with memory issues. many neurotypes and mental illnesses cause memory lapses. traumatic brain injuries can cause memory lapses. brain cancer can cause memory lapses.

even if your memory is good, it's not right to guilt someone because they can't remember something. trust me, people with memory problems are desperately trying to remember: it's just that we literally can't. it is a very literal "i can't remember".

Reblog to give a trans woman an embrace so warm and loving that you feel her shoulders drop and her body finally relax a little

My partner is so autistic that I tried eye contact as a punishment once during sex and they had to safe word

“Fish found in the ocean” ass post

local faggot found grieving what once was