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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

I keep quoting this dumb image every time something slightly bad happens to me

two month old puppy i found abandoned behind a subway: couff coghh cough ... COUGH KAFFKAFF WHEEZE COOUGFH HURF KAUGHFF

me gently feeding it another lit cigarette: there there little buddy i know it hurts but you gotta hold it in your mouth long enough for me to take a photo of you smoking okay? can you do that for daddy?

devil version of me: you've really outdone yaself this time, boss! dis is gonna make numbers in da transfem tumbla puppygirl community for shure!

angel version of me: fool that you are, you have allowed yourself to be led astray in your lust for fleeting internet clout on a dying blogging platform! and what of the possibility that your post flops, and all of this effort has been for naught? what, pray tell, will you do then?

genetic clone of groucho marx that i keep locked in a cage with minimum food and water: I've heard of puppy love but this is ridiculous!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

This is a real Big Nate comic

You know, a little consensual sexual violence never hurt anyone.

ermmm shes not gonna fit in there....

⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️

THIS TUMBLR USER IS PET BRAINED

PLEASE PROCEED WITH HEAD PATS AND GENTLE TONES OF VOICE