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Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.

i made stan get blinded by the whole community

(please credit if you use for whatever <3)

well i think we all would. You’re not special

This is your story.

The witch glances back at the doll who saved her life.

Whose very frame is beginning to crumble into dust.

She dashes toward it, taking up its faltering body in her arms.

But she can't save it.

She couldn't save it before.

She can't save it now.

After all.

It was already dead.

But why, now, of all times, would its spirit have chosen to reappear again to her -

Why would it choose to sacrifice its lingering will to preserve her -

The doll hushes her with a crumbling hand.

"This is your story, not mine."

"Tell a wonderful story for me."

me when im an influencer in doggy world: gooood morning everypuppy welcome back to my awootube channel remember to leave a lick and pupscribe

i open and close tumblr like im sisyphus with that stupid rock

modern empath crisis of faith

:)