Modern Empath Crisis Of Faith

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two month old puppy i found abandoned behind a subway: couff coghh cough ... COUGH KAFFKAFF WHEEZE COOUGFH HURF KAUGHFF

me gently feeding it another lit cigarette: there there little buddy i know it hurts but you gotta hold it in your mouth long enough for me to take a photo of you smoking okay? can you do that for daddy?

devil version of me: you've really outdone yaself this time, boss! dis is gonna make numbers in da transfem tumbla puppygirl community for shure!

angel version of me: fool that you are, you have allowed yourself to be led astray in your lust for fleeting internet clout on a dying blogging platform! and what of the possibility that your post flops, and all of this effort has been for naught? what, pray tell, will you do then?

genetic clone of groucho marx that i keep locked in a cage with minimum food and water: I've heard of puppy love but this is ridiculous!

I keep quoting this dumb image every time something slightly bad happens to me

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

Wikipedia / Image from pinterest / Machiavelli / George Santayana / Thucydides / Image from pinterest / Abba - Waterloo / J. M. Barrie - Peter Pan / Fibonacci spiral / Catherynne M. Valente

“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)

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the greatest thing in this world is a trans girl in a shirt, thigh highs, underwear(with a noticeable bulge) and NOTHING ELSE

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i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches