The Real Danger Of Spending Too Much Time With Friends Is You Stumble Out Of Ten Days Of Happiness And

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

puppygirl entering the lesbian orgy: arf, it's nice to meet u!! what are ur pronouns :o

cis ally who is still learning: "uh, her/she?"

puppygirl: *backing away* oh no,,, puppy can't eat chocolate,,,, p-puppy is sorry,,

Happy

"I want you to be happy," the witch said to her doll.

"But I don't want you to force it."

"I want you to feel sad when you're feeling sad, angry when you're feeling angry, the whole lot."

"But I hope that, one day, you can be happy."

"And no matter how long it takes, I will be by your side."

The witch embraces her doll, who does not immediately return it.

"I promise I will see you there."

petplay but instead of sex you throw a ball for me and I chase it and bring it back and you call me a good boy and pet me sometimes and then you get tired of it so I look at you super sad so you throw the ball a couple more times til I get bored and then we go home and I destroy your couch

Lost and Found

A witch that has lost her doll!

It was right next to her a moment ago! They were shopping together! It wouldn't go off without good reason, but where could it have possibly gone?!

She searches the aisles one by one, walking at a brisk pace, doing her best to keep herself from breaking out into a dash!

Not here. Not here. Not here. Not-

There! In the bakery section!

She breathes a sigh of relief, calming herself before approaching it.

She gives it a tap on its shoulder when she walks up to it.

Immediately it turns, mentioning that it realized that they should get brownies because she loves them!

Silly, silly doll. Of course it was thinking for her sake! She isn't surprised at all!

But, still, she gives it a hug!

It asks if something happened!

She mumbles a no, that she's just glad that it's okay.

The doll hugs her back, squeezing tightly.

Of course it would be okay. It wouldn't leave her alone like that.

What a wonderful doll.

a mother is like a bpd girlfriend you can't choose

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

asking ppl’s pronouns isn’t rlly the inclusive slay you think it is if you’re only asking the people you’ve clocked as a Possible Trans in a group setting