Bowie-in-the-morning-sun - Hi.

you are not alone

Fear Madame Zeroni, bitches.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Fam so I went to the mall today with my mom because fuck you if you're questioning me on that and we walked by Hot Topic and I saw the Return poster in the window and nearly choked on the licorice I was eating and started crying when we got to the car and my mom was confused.

Random things that are said at my school #2

"You're not my mom Oprah."

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"With three hundred dollars we could buy Hot Topic."

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"That's not a VSCO girl, that's a VSCO thot."

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"What is something questionable?"

"MY SEXUALITY."

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"Grrrrratitude is rrrrrrichess."

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"I'M A RACCOON!"

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"Who buys seven pounds of dried figs?"

"Fig Fetish Claire."

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"I'm not okay."

"SING IT!"

"I do not wish to."

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*screeches*

"UUUUWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUU"

"I hear a furry's mating call."

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Shout-out to my good friend GeneticKid for not being an MCR obsessor but still agreeing that a reunion was imminent and listening to my rants and songs that I stole her computer for.

I'm in the dressing room of my ballet because nutcracker and I'm in my angel costume watching wttbp and this guy taking professional pictures of backstage took like five pictures of me and I didn't realize and then I looked at the camera really apologetically when I realized what happened and he just smiled and said "carry on" and I laughed a little bit and then he says:

"My daughter likes them too."

Bro,,this ain't a party,,,get off the dancefloor :/

All of the replies have me dying.