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Is five meeting Dolores' family? Sorry couldn't find the comment button.

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 - First Look 

Okay, so at my ballet, there are these two girls. They're twins impossible to tell apart except for the fact that one of them wears a pink leotard and the other wears a teal one. We're doing the nutcracker, and they got the roles of the Russian trepak dancers in the land of sweets. They're flipping around, doing cartwheels and jumping all over the stage and I cannot get Vamos and Vaya out of my brain when I see them dance during the act 2 runthroughs. It is killing me. All the other angels are snobs who roll their eyes and hate the thought of being a trepak dancer while I'm over here nearly dying because in my head I'm watching Vamos and Vaya doing split jumps and somersaults. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. So long and good night.

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

Random things that are said at my school

Number idgaf

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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"

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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"

"Well, definitely not breast cancer."

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"Caress the thin tree."

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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."

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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."

"MCFUCKIN DO IT."

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"Thank you for your contribution--"

"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."

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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

Just as you found this post, may you find money flowing effortlessly into your life from henceforward.

Blessed are you who read this. Manifest the receiving an abundance of money now. As the universe has been good to you, be good to another. Bless a friend and bless a stranger.

Reblog to cast and pass the blessing!

Blanca Bitchcraft

Hermit crab using a skull for a shell

I love all of you lovelies

I just got married to someone on Wattpad. It was rad.