WHY CAN'T THIS EXISSSST

Fam so I went to the mall today with my mom because fuck you if you're questioning me on that and we walked by Hot Topic and I saw the Return poster in the window and nearly choked on the licorice I was eating and started crying when we got to the car and my mom was confused.

ITS THE

FINAL BRAIN CELL

*kazoo solo*

Do you ever read so much gay fanfiction that you forget that straight people are a thing because I sure do

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall

reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally

vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact

You know lying is bad

forget ur astrology sign that’s nerd shit. when ur jamming out to a song in your room do you do air guitar, air drums or air microphone. that is the only point when you are you’re true self

Fun story:

So, pretty much just last night, I got my first deity. Which was Aphrodite. Got some imagery of pretty little anemones and felt full of love and very peaceful. The thing is, earlier that day, I had made an offering to any god or goddess that wanted it and would chose me, but I made it like it was an offering to simply Aphrodite. Apples and honey, cinnamon, chocolate. Well last night, after I had made the offering, I had Pas de Cheval stuck in my head, when I realised, Pas de Cheval is a ballet move. It means 'Step of the Horse'. The horse is one of Aphrodite's sacred animals. So I consulted my pendulum and sure enough, it was Aphrodite. Then you know what song got stuck in my head when I was done?

I Have Friends in Holy Spaces.

For real. Aphrodite has a sense of humor.