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This sound made me think of them

In my defense, this was really fucking funny in my head

Slight book of Bill spoilers!

Him being a pathetic ex was not on my 2024 bingo card....

Harry and Kim kiss kiss

Nauseatingly cute

vrooms

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even the clearest water,

if deep enough can drown

Okay so we all agree that Annette would be the type of weird thirteen year old who writes fanfiction right? Like if that girl had the internet she would have at least twenty tabs of fanfic open at any given time yeah. So Anyways thinking about her overhearing Harry and Kim tell some bullshit to her mom about being private investigators (private partners) John Shao and Raphael Ambrosius Costeau (I dont think harry actually says that’s his name during the interaction but imagine with me for a sec) and she KNOWS they’re lying but she likes the idea of “John and Raphael, Private Investigators” so she writes some Dick Mullen-esque story about the two of them and it’s terribly dramatic and so romantic and the plot is convoluted but surprisingly well written. Basically the way a 13 year old girl would write something like that, I think it’d be a fun fic to read.