Okay So We All Agree That Annette Would Be The Type Of Weird Thirteen Year Old Who Writes Fanfiction

Okay so we all agree that Annette would be the type of weird thirteen year old who writes fanfiction right? Like if that girl had the internet she would have at least twenty tabs of fanfic open at any given time yeah. So Anyways thinking about her overhearing Harry and Kim tell some bullshit to her mom about being private investigators (private partners) John Shao and Raphael Ambrosius Costeau (I dont think harry actually says that’s his name during the interaction but imagine with me for a sec) and she KNOWS they’re lying but she likes the idea of “John and Raphael, Private Investigators” so she writes some Dick Mullen-esque story about the two of them and it’s terribly dramatic and so romantic and the plot is convoluted but surprisingly well written. Basically the way a 13 year old girl would write something like that, I think it’d be a fun fic to read.

Deshiderella

So, one of the more fun sketches Murata did in his stream was the story of Deshiderella, a sketch featuring Genos as Cinderella, Sonic, Tatsumaki, and Fubuki as the Evil Stepsisters, Saitama as the handsome prince -- and a delightfully demented take on it all. All stream screencaps courtesy of @rayadraws.

Since then, we've had the Monster Association arc and the extent to which you can map the Deshiderella story to what unfolded during the arc is fascinating.

So, throughout the land, there was mass panic and consternation because a group of monsters had caused chaos and had challenged the heroes to a showdown. There's a Monster Bash to attend!

Genos couldn't go to the Monster Bash because he broke his nice new body, on the eve of the battle even. Guess you'll have to sit this one out, son!

But his Fairy God Scientist came through for him at the last minute, complete with dire warnings about time limits.

He arrived after everyone had left for the ball but when he finally set foot on the scene, boy did he steal the show!

Unfortunately, he's not good at listening to warnings and he suffered greatly: he couldn't fly, half his armor melted off, his core was unstable, and there were still many strong monsters to fight. Nevertheless, he pressed on, even winning over the evil stepsisters *cough* I mean, forging a better relationship with both the Psychic Sisters.

Despite the setbacks, he captured the heart of the most noble Saitama, and for a moment, everything was just right.

And just like a Cinderella story, it is precisely when everything looks like it'll turn out all right after all that true horror descends. 'Won't you join me in my dance of death?' seems horribly prescient.

Fortunately, Saitama was able to work a miracle and make things right again.

With even the evil doer saved and admonished to do no wrong, all seems well as the two of them watch the sun rise together.

The only part of Murata's tale still missing is the chase scene. Heh! I'm sure we'll see what he was alluding to shortly! I guess Genos is not letting go of his quest to reach where Saitama is.

EDIT: Thanks to @stuckinfangirllife for reminding me of the most important thing of a Cinderella story: THE MIRACULOUS OBJECT THAT LEADS BACK TO THE TRUE LOVE.

Deshiderella leaves behind his shoe, and yup, in the story we have the precious, precious core: