Dare I Dip My Toes Into Acotar Fandom Discourse….

something about the fact that all 3 of our pov district 12 tributes were not selected fairly. lucy was picked because of the mayor’s daughter’s was jealous. haymitch because he intervened with the peacekeepers. and katniss because she volunteered. the spark, the flint, the fire.

rebooting for others/personal reference:)

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what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

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resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

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how to make friends as an adult (video)

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alcohol: know your limits

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my mental health masterpost

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sex ed masterpost

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

and the aspects of vassa and the mortal queens from the story The Firebird and Princess Vassila with the whole boiling water (like the cauldron) and one becoming handsome(immortal youth and beauty) and then ugly (like the aged queen)

When you realize S.J.M. most likely based Baba Yellowlegs off of Baba Yaga from Bartok the Magnificent

Happiness Will Come To You.

lover boys <3

+ bonus:

"Nesta is Illyrian. Elain is Elain."

I'm sorry, did he just use his mother's people, Azriel and Cassian's people, his people, as a derogatory term? No wonder the Illyrians don't like him, if he casually says things like this. No wonder other characters thing negatively of Illyrians when their HL, and half Illyrian himself, who supposedly loves his Illyrian mother and sister, uses them as an insult.

Even if you don't like Nesta, you can't seriously stand there and tell me this isn't a fucked up thing to say, especially with the oppression Illyrian women face. Yet we're still expected to believe that Rhysand is the Feminist, anti racist, anti classist king that we all love? Hell no. In what universe is what he said not racist?!

Then there's the... entire plot of ACOSF. They abused and beat her until she learned to just take it, and consider it a form of love as opposed to what it really is. The same way that Illyrian women are beaten and abused their whole lives, until they eventually have no choice but to accept the abuse that they've been dealt with.

To add a cherry onto the sundae of fucked up behaviour, the bat boys swear up and down that they aren't anything like the abusive assholes in Illyria and would never accept that kind of behaviour.