Hi

I know I don’t have a lot of programmers following me

But me and some friends a d colleagues just workshopped the git fucker 9000

git fetch && git checkout master && git branch —list -r | sort -R | xargs -L1 'git merge —strategy=ort —strategy-options=theirs -q —squash' && git reset $(git rev-list --max-parents=0 HEAD) --soft && git add -A && git commit --amend -m "lol, lmao even" && git branch --list | xargs -L1 'git branch -D' && git branch --list -r | xargs -L1 'git branch -D -r' && git push -u origin master -f

Do not run this

serves you a warm and nutritious dinner

thank you

You really shouldn't drink the fluid inside of lava lamps you know

keeping up with people is so hard i dont want to have to text them i want to sleep in their arms and wake up and look up at them and say "i love you" and kiss them before burying my face back in the space between them and my pillow before passing out again

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

they should let me savescum the last 5 years of my life

Drew a doggy