I Know I Don’t Have A Lot Of Programmers Following Me

I know I don’t have a lot of programmers following me

But me and some friends a d colleagues just workshopped the git fucker 9000

git fetch && git checkout master && git branch —list -r | sort -R | xargs -L1 'git merge —strategy=ort —strategy-options=theirs -q —squash' && git reset $(git rev-list --max-parents=0 HEAD) --soft && git add -A && git commit --amend -m "lol, lmao even" && git branch --list | xargs -L1 'git branch -D' && git branch --list -r | xargs -L1 'git branch -D -r' && git push -u origin master -f

Do not run this