Now The People “carrying” Tiktok Will Be British People. Which Is Doom Because We All Know British

White man

I miss how easy murder was back in the day

Let’s have another Boston Tea Party, but instead of dumping tea, we start kidnapping CEOs and making them walk the plank like the pirate days

If I were stuck in a haunted house and I was with a serial killer, you’d best know I’d cling to that serial killer for dear life to protect me from those monsters and shit

Girls when they turn 11

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Bow down in respect, peasants

—Fyodor Dostoevsky

“it’s starting to smell like pumpkin spice!”

“it’s starting to smell like scary movies!”

no.

it’s starting to smell like, the snow in the mountains was melting and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to realize the gravity of our situation.

My fatass cat if you even care

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”