Bow Down In Respect, Peasants

I need Ambessa Medarda to reach up my vagina and tickle my ovaries

Bro represents the socially anxious mfs out there

sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw

My hips are tired from truthing all night

My fatass cat if you even care

If I were stuck in a haunted house and I was with a serial killer, you’d best know I’d cling to that serial killer for dear life to protect me from those monsters and shit

I need this woman to shove her entire hand up my vagina like a thanksgiving turkey

Let’s have another Boston Tea Party, but instead of dumping tea, we start kidnapping CEOs and making them walk the plank like the pirate days

Living right by the Ohio river means your family having to deal you and your dad back inside when the sun goes down or else you’ll fish for days on end

My true yearning for tea has just made me spasmodically swallow an entire teapot full of tea in front of my D&D campaign

I miss how easy murder was back in the day