Let’s Be Shown Off By Mama

Who that man

"ohhh this strange beast drains the blood of it's victims and looks like a big cat" listen im just down to believe in cryptids as the next guy, more even, but thats the description of so many "strange beasts that couldn't be any known species" at this point and not enough people are addressing the fact that BIG CATS TEND TO GO FOR THROATS, WHEN YOU PEIRCE A THROAT IT TENDS TO DRAIN BLOOD VERY FAST!!!!

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also unrelated but i love the word exsanguination, one of my favourite words of all time, along with chutzpah and pizzazz

i probably have dyslexia but that's none of my business

hey, [puts my hand on your shoulder, nods solemnly] get a lip piercing.

The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will

very stereotypical white guy thing to say but i genuinely think i would be significantly happier if i could eat large quantities of mayonnaise without getting sick

it's called joint pain bc i could really do with a fucking joint rn

the m in “medjool date” stands for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also fun fact apparently medjool dates are fresh fruit not dried which i did not know previous to googling them but probably should’ve based on the fact they’re always in the produce not dried fruits

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

guy who doesn't believe in the leviathan lobster god: what that's so silly, we could never make a lobster grow big enough to destroy the w-

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Scully and Mulder are t4t and are also both Autistic <3