"ohhh This Strange Beast Drains The Blood Of It's Victims And Looks Like A Big Cat" Listen Im Just Down

"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.

i probably have dyslexia but that's none of my business

terrible news for the bitches who hate me, i got my blood test back and i officially don't have lead poisoning.

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.

i’m not an edit creator usually so it’s not amazing but i really liked this idea so i gave it a shot

I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.

love when pop artist rhyme crazy with baby, you’re so so right girl those ARE close enough

i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

how i've been feeling lately.

people in my dreams are so mean sometimes...i created you dude, can you chill?

i wish i could unhinge my jaw but i would bite people more so maybe its for the best :(

would you still love me if i posted nightcore leverage video edits