Literally Feels Like A Myth That There Are People Who Don't Struggle With Basic Tasks Like Getting Out

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

Scout never learned how to tie a tie but when he was five years old he learned what a bastard was and that he was one

Medic: One time Heavy was flirting and told me "I want to know everyting about you."

Medic: So I spent two hours talking about my entire life and past trauma because I thought he was being literal.

I dreamed last night, that I was Chase and for some reason the big water filter in the water thing machine was dirty and House send me to replace it.

So I searched the entire Hospital asking Cameron and cuddy and Foreman (who was called Collen instead for some reason(sounds a bit like Conan)) if they knew anything and could help me but they just blew me off because it wasn't their job.

It went so far that I started crying because I couldn't find a replacement water filter and house got really angry at me.

At some point the janitor found me in some kind of backroom where I was frantically searching for the replacement water filter and he explained to me that the water thing machine in Houses conference room was bought by House (with hospital funds) and that it was the only one in the entire hospital and that was the reason we didn't keep replacement filters in stock and that I'd have to go and buy one.

But when I got to the store the lady there told me that the company had long since gone bankrupt because they only ever sold one machine so they didn't have any replacement water filters that I could buy.

So I went back and tried to explain myself to House while Cameron and Collen just looked at me with distaste as i started tearing up again. And then house just said "yeah I know. I'm friends with the inventor of the machine. He will give me the filters that he still has in storage once Wilson drives me to him"

And then I turned to see Wilson look at me really sheepishly because he knew what house was putting me through but just didn't think it was worth telling me that there were no water filters!!!!

If they decide to end the movie like this I will be crying for at least 4 consecutive days. And then on two separate days a week for 7 years.

If you kick every pro-symbrock shipper out of tumblr, then who is going to be fact-checking your comics?:

(Venom by Donny Cates - Vol. 1 p. 151, 2018).

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

I can imagine bidwell completely dwarfed in one of saxton's shirts that he rarely wears, just waddling around in it so as to not trip as he drinks his coffee. It's his day off.

Saxton's old shirts is just oversized night gown to him

Me trying to explain symbrock - a visualization