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Sherlock, to Watson: Watson, stop puffing up my achievements in your stories! They should be purely intellectual texts! Convey the facts alone and stop talking about me!

Sherlock, in the Blanched Soldier: Hi, so Watson's been telling me that I should try my hand at writing an account of a case because I always complain when he does it and he always goes "Well, do it yourself then!". But now I'm doing it myself l've actually found that he was right all along and what he does is so amazing because he makes me seem so much smarter than I am. He's actually much more brilliant than his stories would have you think. I don't keep him around out of sentiment. Oh no! He's actually incredible and I love talking with him because he's constantly amazed by what I do and he's so stubborn when he cares about something and- …He actually wasn’t here on this adventure as he had recently deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action of our acquaintance. Which I feel completely normal about thanks for asking, ANYWAY-

I dreamed last night, that I was Chase and for some reason the big water filter in the water thing machine was dirty and House send me to replace it.

So I searched the entire Hospital asking Cameron and cuddy and Foreman (who was called Collen instead for some reason(sounds a bit like Conan)) if they knew anything and could help me but they just blew me off because it wasn't their job.

It went so far that I started crying because I couldn't find a replacement water filter and house got really angry at me.

At some point the janitor found me in some kind of backroom where I was frantically searching for the replacement water filter and he explained to me that the water thing machine in Houses conference room was bought by House (with hospital funds) and that it was the only one in the entire hospital and that was the reason we didn't keep replacement filters in stock and that I'd have to go and buy one.

But when I got to the store the lady there told me that the company had long since gone bankrupt because they only ever sold one machine so they didn't have any replacement water filters that I could buy.

So I went back and tried to explain myself to House while Cameron and Collen just looked at me with distaste as i started tearing up again. And then house just said "yeah I know. I'm friends with the inventor of the machine. He will give me the filters that he still has in storage once Wilson drives me to him"

And then I turned to see Wilson look at me really sheepishly because he knew what house was putting me through but just didn't think it was worth telling me that there were no water filters!!!!

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

ENA x Pathologic fan animation

This is how I like to imagine their dynamic is within interviews in the most recent phase

(Audio is from UNHhhh Episode 103: Pets, though warning it is a Very adult show !!)

Superman tarot for assignment :3

Daniil in his nightmare

heavy the bear(i drew before but upload now lol

Reminds of the time I got this beautiful prompt

can I just log in

Yes

i watched venom: the last dance today. was it good? was it bad? yes

Personal Jesus

FUCK this post and HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2D gorillaz

Soup…?

I’d love to hear other peoples’ thoughts on this, but hear me out…

Soap is lowkey way scarier than Ghost

He’s not usually scary because he doesn’t try to be. Soap is very charming and boisterous and has a great sense of humor.

But I saw someone point out how Soap’s eyes are just on the side of too blue if he wants them to be. Too intent. Have you seen the way he looks at graves? Have you seen the way his ADHD ass focuses with that wide-eyed, predator-like intensity?

Soap isn’t a bad guy, he wants to fight for what’s right. But he likes the fight. He has fun. I sincerely believe this man has a very well-hidden and controlled sadistic side.

He’s a demolitions expert. He’s incredibly smart and incredibly destructive. I feel like people headcanon him as being the most effeminate or happy-go-lucky of the 141, which he very well may be! But I also think he is the most batshit insane and quite possibly the last person I’d want to cross.

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

venom is such a good movie. not because it's well written or anything, but because the villain is basically a slightly less evil elon musk and the hero is the saddest, grossest, most pathetic man you've ever seen in your life, and his freakish alien boyfriend, who kill a bunch of cops and have weird makeout sessions

If they decide to end the movie like this I will be crying for at least 4 consecutive days. And then on two separate days a week for 7 years.

If you kick every pro-symbrock shipper out of tumblr, then who is going to be fact-checking your comics?:

(Venom by Donny Cates - Vol. 1 p. 151, 2018).

Me trying to explain symbrock - a visualization

"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

Righting reflex (?)

in unloaded textures

I can imagine bidwell completely dwarfed in one of saxton's shirts that he rarely wears, just waddling around in it so as to not trip as he drinks his coffee. It's his day off.

Saxton's old shirts is just oversized night gown to him

"Whoever saves one life, saves the entire world"

comic based on @modlisznik 's fic Whoever saves one life that have lived rent free in my head for the last months

HBOMBERGUY USED THE DANIIL QUOTE IN A VIDEO AND PRETENDED A PHILOSOPHER SAID IT AFTER 4 YEARS

IS THIS YOUR MAN?!??

friendly reminder:

this is who ya'll down bad for

goodnight