Would You Say That The Breeding Method Of Seahorses Counts As Mpreg?

Hella.

am about to gaslight this child

I just thought they meant they were human. I do the same on a daily basis.

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

Speaking of impossibly spherical animals, we love this awesome Balloon Horse sculpture by Japanese pop surrealist Naoto Hattori (previously featured here).

The Balloon Horse measures 12-inches-tall and is made of polyresin that’s been hand-painted to look like bronze. The horse floats atop a 6-inch-tall base painted to look like beautiful green marble.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Hattori and is currently available for pre-order via VTSS.

[via SpankyStokes]

I am useless

Hidden inside every Skyscraper is a continuous waterfall of human excrement falling down to the sewers below.

Okay…….donate to The Rainbow Railroad to help LGBT+ people flee Brunei…please feel free to drop some other ideas on how to help

[id: swole doge as "schools when it comes to dress code:" saying: "you Will take off your hat, you Will Not wear a tank top". on the other side is crying doge as "schools, apparently, when it comes to masks:" saying: "sowwy theres no law for masks anyways can u step into this room full of 30 people in close proximity to u"]

I dont know which sticker is better

Oh wHAT

Made in Abyss Movie 3: Fukaki Tamashii no Reimei