I Am Useless

Just one day after Disney World in Orlando partially reopened, Florida set the national record for the highest single-day report of new COVID-19 cases

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East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they're just minding their own business

reblog this and put in the tags which language sounds the most beautiful to your ears, it’s for important research

reminder that COVID-19 is still an ongoing pandemic

if you get tested, isolate yourself (from the public and from others in your home) until you get the results

wear your damn mask

remember to change a mask daily, or buy a reusable one that you can wash

wash your hands for at least 20 seconds every time you get a chance to

after you touch something in a place that's not your house, use a hand sanitizer

don't touch your face until after you wash your hands (sanitizers don't count in that case)

keep away from people. even if you know them, even if you trust them, even if both of you wear a mask, stand at least 2 meters (6 feet) away from anyone who doesn't live with you

even if it's a hoax (which it's not, but okay) - the worst thing that'll ever happen if you follow these guidelines is that you'll have a funny cloth on your face. i'd prefer that happening to me instead of me or a family member dying. what about you?

Somehow that makes it even funnier lmfao

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

I just stumbled upon the “rabies-gender” and “rabies-sexual” part of tumblr again and… like… are you people ok??

Speaking of impossibly spherical animals, we love this awesome Balloon Horse sculpture by Japanese pop surrealist Naoto Hattori (previously featured here).

The Balloon Horse measures 12-inches-tall and is made of polyresin that’s been hand-painted to look like bronze. The horse floats atop a 6-inch-tall base painted to look like beautiful green marble.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Hattori and is currently available for pre-order via VTSS.

[via SpankyStokes]

Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

I dont know which sticker is better