Reminder That COVID-19 Is Still An Ongoing Pandemic

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lmao i asked the lizard thhing bc her name rhymes with lizard but yeah the rest is serious lol

who is eddie izzard? is she a singer or actor or something? does she like lizards?

she’s a stand up comedian/actor/politician/activist/marathon runner. i have yet to ascertain her stance on lizards.

so i was looking up animal stereotypes and

were none of you gonna tell me??? 

rhodey: hey pass me my toolbox

tony: why is it so light

tony: *opens toolbox*

toolbox: *empty except for a newspaper clipping of howard starks face*

tony: nice 

Beautiful.

this entire comic is a fucking masterpiece

you have thanos on the receiving end of a Bullying PSA

you have thanos in a choppa choppa they called “thanos copter” cause why Not

you have thanos being a Fucking Klutz and spiderman saying the dumbest shit

in the end, the bullied kid defeats his bully as this comic is a fucking pop music video apparently (where was this fucking kid in infinity war)

and Thanos gets arrested by the new york city police department i’m-

this comic reads like a high tier shitpost and im Living for it

I just thought they meant they were human. I do the same on a daily basis.

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

as covid cases spike in the US, i really hope the rest of the world knows that the majority of the US does not want states to reopen, kids to go back to school, and life to “return to normal”. the majority of us still practice social distancing, still wear masks, still want the US to remain in quarantine until covid is under control. it only seems like the US doesn’t give a shit bc we have an incompetent fuckhead in the White House and bc the loudest people are the morons who want to get their hair cut, want to go to the beach, want sports games to resume. the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so the loudest Americans, the ones complaining about quarantine, are the ones you’ll hear

tea

Hella.