The Tumblr Version Of Russian Roulette Is When You Find A Good Post And Realize Theres Like 50 Unnecessary

Your first draft is not terrible.

It is not any sort of insulting name you call it.

It is a baby.  A young, inexperienced baby that might throw up on your shirt and cause you to lose sleep at night but you love it all the same and will patiently feed it and tuck it into bed at night with a kiss no matter what happens.

You do not call a baby stupid or awful because they are new to the world and do not have the ability or knowledge to function on their own.  Instead, you nurture and teach them so they grow up smart and strong and capable.

Such it is with a first draft.  A first draft is not bad because it needs care and attention. Don’t insult it because it is newly written down with ideas that are not yet fully formed.  In fact, that is the reason why it is AMAZING.  It’s a DRAFT!  The FIRST one for the story!  LOOK at it!  It exists!  It is ALIVE!  And it is YOURS, this story you made.  

So be proud of your first draft baby and, most importantly, be proud of yourself. 

In morse code, “K” = “-.-“, maintaining the same passive aggression as it does in a text response

Would you say that the breeding method of seahorses counts as mpreg?

i would genuinely like to see tumblr discourse on this

aaaa Beautiful I love the porcelain peacock, my mom has a cup just like it but with a woman instead :D

russian pokemon..

“wow all these lesbians are so cute and nice and i can’t stop thinking about them! 🤔 …i guess i just think they’re neat!”

Tony: *pressed against the wall by Starlord* Quill, what are you doing?

Quill: Call me Peter.

Peter Parker: *hanging from the ceiling* I’M PETER!

Quill: Ok then, call me your boyfriend

Stephen Strange: *materialising out of thin air between Stark and Quill* I’M BOYFRIEND

Matched with a girl with the same name… I think she’s the one.

The pig looks like some sort of BDSM torture.

cursed minecraft creatures

I just thought they meant they were human. I do the same on a daily basis.

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

I dont know which sticker is better