Kinda Scared, But Tbh? Kinda Not.

rhodey: hey pass me my toolbox

tony: why is it so light

tony: *opens toolbox*

toolbox: *empty except for a newspaper clipping of howard starks face*

tony: nice 

I have two cats and I Can Confirm they are like that.

nah I think cats are just Like That

[id: swole doge as "schools when it comes to dress code:" saying: "you Will take off your hat, you Will Not wear a tank top". on the other side is crying doge as "schools, apparently, when it comes to masks:" saying: "sowwy theres no law for masks anyways can u step into this room full of 30 people in close proximity to u"]

More old people enjoying themselves!!!  😱

Oh the horror. Everyone knows that after 30, all fun is excised from your life by the Adult Transmogrification, but these people somehow  escaped! Feel free to be inspired 😁

Also, to all young ageist little shits on Tumblr: fuck you 🖕

hi i saw you on Gaud’s blog and you have misophonia man

,,,, oh my

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

reblog this and put in the tags which language sounds the most beautiful to your ears, it’s for important research

til abanonded footwear has its own wikipedia article for some reason

Tony: *pressed against the wall by Starlord* Quill, what are you doing?

Quill: Call me Peter.

Peter Parker: *hanging from the ceiling* I’M PETER!

Quill: Ok then, call me your boyfriend

Stephen Strange: *materialising out of thin air between Stark and Quill* I’M BOYFRIEND

Okay…….donate to The Rainbow Railroad to help LGBT+ people flee Brunei…please feel free to drop some other ideas on how to help