Bernadette Peters And Mandy Patinkin At Sunday In The Park With George Stage Door -1984

Astrology placements and aspects that are stronger than the US Marines:

1. Saturn in 1H

2. Moon in Capricorn

3. L7 in 12H

4. L11 in 12H

5. Venus/Saturn

6. Mars/Saturn

7. Pisces Rising

8. Aquarius Rising

9. Venus in 1H

10. Stellium anywhere

11. Mars in 7H

12. Scorpio Rising

(more to be added)

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Hey -- I miss doing these astro notes, it’s been- years? where have I been? forced into a rat race. I’ve lately been watching a lot of stand up comedies, timeless comedy movies, rush hour, the hangover, you name it, they don’t make shit like this anymore. I’ve also been dealing with saturn transit my 10th house and conjunct my sun fucking up my life. so I got stuff to share.

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⛄︎ Happy capricorn season! I find it ironic that capricorns are hard workers but people don’t work hard in capricorn season, it’s when everybody slows down, enjoys the holidays, reflects and attempts to make new year’s plans. 

Aspects that indicate humor 

☃︎ I said it before and I will say it again, strong mercury-jupiter aspects are the most common in comedians charts, every existing comedian seems to have them conjunct, oppose or square. e.g. Jim Carrey, Kate McKinnon, Kevin Hart (mercury conj jupiter). Chris Tucker, Amy Schumer (mercury square jupiter). Rowan Atkinson, Steve Carell (mercury opp Jupiter).

☃︎ Moon in scorpio or capricorn, top notch dark humor. Chris Tucker, Pete Davidson, Louis C.K. (capricorn moon). Ricky Gervais, Ryan Reynolds, Matthew Perry (scorpio moon). 

☃︎ Moon in gemini or sagittarius, making you laugh at random things, making the small details in life events remarkable and ironic. Sag got that joyful light hearted spirit no matter how sarcastic they get. Bill Burr, John Mulaney (sag moon). Gemini got that chaotic animated twisted humor, can go on endless tangents but you’ll never get bored. Aubrey Plaza, Jim Carrey, and Rowan Atkinson (gemini moon).

☃︎ North node in gemini or sagittarius being a naturally funny storyteller their whole life. I also notice north node in virgo, leo and capricorn in those that pursue public speaking or stand up. 

☃︎ Many comedians or just straight up funny people got MC in gemini, virgo, sagittarius, or leo. 

☃︎ Mercury in aries, leo, gemini, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn the type of people that tell a basic story but the tone of their voice, choice of words, and the underlying emotion mixed with their perspective and delivery makes it hilarious.

☃︎ Mercury in a fire sign, can be loud, the underlying anger and passion in their voice tone is what makes them funny. Chris Tucker, Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle all got a leo mercury. Joe List got an aries mercury.

☃︎ Mercury in an air sign, they keep you engaged, animated expressions, great at impressions and mimicking when they tell stories. Trevor Noah is a good example and Jim Carrey (aquarius mercury).

☃︎ Mercury in earth and water, the way they so calmly tell an intense life event story with a straight face and calm domineer, almost seeming high, a lot of irony and nonchalance. Pete Davidson (scorpio mercury), Ricky Gervais (cancer mercury) and Kate McKinnon (capricorn mercury). 

☃︎ I have mercury conj jupiter in aries and I’m ruled by mercury (gemini rising). I’m super sarcastic and cutthroat when angry, it makes people upset, shocked, amused, wanting to laugh but also butt heads with me. My mind can find irony in literally anything. I also can change my voice and facial expressions easily when I’m mimicking someone. 

☃︎ Those with strong mercury-pluto aspects, the type that could actually give you contractions from laughter. They think intensely, experience life intensely, are cutthroat and skeptical, are super intellectual and deep which is enough to make them ironic in the way they communicate. Their communication style comes across as bold, raw and shocking, saying it how it is, not afraid of joking about taboo or embarrassing stuff. It feels like my life is fucked up my mind is fucked up and I don't give a fuck typa attitude. Matthew Perry, Pete Davidson, Louis C.K, Adam Sandler, Ryan Reynolds, Steve Carell (mercury conj pluto).

☃︎ Heavy pluto and saturn placements can make someone insanely funny especially if they’ve got aspects indicating public speaking. The absolute best at self deprecating humor. They aren’t afraid to share their traumatic experiences, because not only they make people laugh but they give hope to those who can relate. They got where they are by accumulating that much knowledge and wisdom and it came through many wounds usually relating to rejection, abandonment and feeling inadequate. They use humor to heal themselves and others. 

☃︎ Pete Davidson, Ryan Reynolds and Ricky Gervais got heavy scorpio and pluto conjunctions, examples of plutonian humor. Dave Chappelle and Chris Tucker got heavy saturn aspects, examples of saturnian humor.

☃︎ Now Chris Tucker got all the basic comedian placements. He’s easily one of the best and most successful comedians to ever exist. The type to open his mouth and everyone starts laughing. It’s the attitude not even the context. He was the popular kid too, friends with Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Jackie Chan, Prince and literally every iconic celebrity in the US. 

☃︎ Chris has a mercury square Jupiter at 0°, leo mercury 28°, capricorn moon, scorpio jupiter, saturn in gemini, jupiter conj neptune (can expand the imagination in storytelling), north node in aquarius (he was a trailblazer in rush hour and many comedians mimic him).

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☃︎ I noticed so many times that people with saturn in gemini can be socially responsible, meaning that they refuse to cuss in some occasions and refuse to talk shit or go against their morals. Partially due to the lessons they learned on gossip and the consequences of misinformation or twisted narratives. Chris Tucker rejected an offer because he refused to cuss and smoke weed on camera, he also avoids vulgarity and profanity in his stand ups. 

☃︎ Those with gemini north node are either so good at communicating clearly, storytelling and entertaining or will learn that in this lifetime. Same goes for gemini risings. One of their missions is to accumulate knowledge from everywhere they go without the need for distant travel and sharing it with others rather than keeping it confined for abstract contemplations (sag south node). They develop a communication style that is so personal to them that allows them to be a messenger, a bridge between people and a powerful speaker. 

☃︎ I have a leo north node and the more I grow older the more I realize I'm never meant to act so old. This inner child in me screams to come out after every tough cycle esp when I'm mentally trapped in societal conformity. Those with a leo nn exude childlike innocence and purity, at their best spreading love and joy wherever they go. Though to get there they go through challenging experiences alone to build so much strength and confidence so they can pursue what they love and share love so freely since they are so used to being cold and detached (aqua south node). 

☃︎ Those with a cancer north node are naturally so good at business matters like building a company or climbing the success ladder (capricorn south node). They learn quickly that material success alone does not bring them fulfillment. Every time they reach somewhere that feeling of achievement is fleeting and they just want to share those moments with others. They have this urge to connect emotionally to their loved ones and create memories. They might desire having a family of their own, a secure home, and a sense of safety and stability.

I somehow always unintentionally post in december and my posts be considered old next month, so I quit my toxic draining job last week, kinda feels like a life crisis, but I’m feeling so safe and cozy in my bed having my hot mocha eating all the christmas sweets and watching funny shit. so share your fav stand ups, funny movies or documentaries, anything you watch during the holidays. stay warm and cozy 🧣🎅🏼

Making this a post so it's part of the BP archives.

“Now, come here”

ruined christmas

Mars, Saturn, and Pluto in the first house.

Oof.

Astro Observations ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩

ᡣ𐭩 individuals with an aquarius stellium/aquarius rising/aquarius moon have this modest yet unavailable demeanor. they may not have to even pry for attention, they are simply stardom as they enter a room. however, there is a distinct essence to their presence; like they are aware of attention that is placed on them, but they simply don’t care for it. their detached nature is why people feel attune to them or a sense of belonging when around them. people are interested in the minds of these people, the abstract they promote. but they are usually privy and remote, cautious of flighty atmospheres, or people. these people are indescribably classic, alluring, and humble

ᡣ𐭩 having multiple planets in the first house grants the native a rather larger-than-life approach. depending on the actual planets, these people attract attention, simply because others are infatuated with whatever trait. they can be blunt, honest, and likely to announce things they see as unjust. naturally, a strong personality.

ᡣ𐭩 when there is a stellium in the second house occupied by an earth sign, the native carries the gift of persuasive business demeanor. They have a flexible and composed response, however they do have boundaries; and let others know so. Also, They are naturally inclined to materiel possession’s, and may show their love through gift giving.

ᡣ𐭩 those with air moons may grow to be more logical and pragmatic. they may strive in disordered environments, and may actually prefer a restless work space, as it may be their stimulation to get work done.

ᡣ𐭩 an empty 2nd house can signify modest views related to matriel possessions. These individuals may not find themselves constantly shopping or squandering money. they may adore small, tiny gifts that are handmade

ᡣ𐭩 planets in retrograde can convey an area is someone’s life where they feel an absence for sometime, or they are hindered from seeing their potential in the area. However, no matter the process, the presence of the trait is usually retrieved (For example: an mercury retrograde can signify one who grew to be timid to the act of speaking, however as they matured and developed they realized the strength in their vocalization)

ᡣ𐭩 leo risings have this voluminous and gracious hair that just strategically flows as the wind blows in their direction. Their personality may be similar to one of the Lion: confident, authoritative, and assertive.

“It was my decision to leave. There were too many problems. She hadn’t kissed me in years. We’d argue over every little thing. Our son was grown and I just didn’t see a reason to stay. So I came home from work one day, packed up my things, and left. I’ve been staying with my sister ever since. It’s been a tough two years. I’ve tried to reach out but she isn’t talking to me anymore. My son isn’t speaking to me either. They want nothing to do with me. I biked over here for Father’s Day. I was going to knock on their door but I changed my mind. I decided to just let them be. I wish I’d never left. Even though we were always fighting, it still felt like I had a home.”

I have so many of these placements. Wow.

🖤 Placements who give DARK & BEAUTIFUL vibes in a birth chart 🖤

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🖤🫶🏼 Saturn in the 1st house

🖤🫶🏼 Capricorn/Aquarius Rising

🖤🫶🏼 Venus in the 12th house

🖤🫶🏼 Scorpio Moon

🖤🫶🏼 Aquarius Moon

🖤🫶🏼 Moon conjuct Saturn

🖤🫶🏼 Moon aspecting Lilith

🖤🫶🏼 Lilith in the 1H/6H/8H/12H

🖤🫶🏼 Saturn aspecting/conjucting Lilith

🖤🫶🏼 Scorpio Saturn

🖤🫶🏼 Capricorn Moon

🖤🫶🏼 Aquarius Venus/Capricorn Venus

🖤🫶🏼 Saturn in the 8th house

🖤🫶🏼 Moon - Pluto aspects

🖤🫶🏼 Pluto aspecting the ascendant

🖤🫶🏼 Pluto in the 1H

🖤🫶🏼 Pluto - Lilith aspects

🖤🫶🏼 Scorpio Rising

🖤🫶🏼 Lilith - Sun aspects

🖤🫶🏼 Aquarius Moon

🖤🫶🏼 Pluto in the 10H/11H/12H

🖤🫶🏼 Sun aspecting Pluto

🖤🫶🏼 Taurus Lilith/Capricorn Lilith/Aries Lilith/Sagittarius Lilith

🖤🫶🏼 Cancer Lilith/Lilith in the 4H

🖤 How many dark placements you have in your chart?

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(½) “My childhood was dominated by her stories: living in the ghetto for two years, surviving off potato peels, running like an animal from the Nazis.  She was the only one who survived.  I have no grandparents.  No aunts or uncles.  Her entire family was killed.  We rose up from the ashes.  And my mother became a monster.  She deprived us like she was deprived.  My brother and I were always made to feel like a burden.  Like we were leeching from her.  There were no special occasions.  No birthdays.  No cake.  Everything was counted.  Everything was calculated.  Whenever I asked for something, I was made to feel responsible for World War II.  She’d say: ‘I didn’t survive Hitler to get you a bag of potato chips.’  She never let me feel like we were in America.  I felt like I was the one wearing stripes.  I’ve dreamed about Hitler since I was child.  He tells me I’m a mistake.  And that I should have been killed.  I remember when I grew older and started visiting the houses of friends.  I saw how their parents treated them.  How they were given gifts.  And how they were loved.  It felt like I was crawling out of the sewer, after the war, and learning that this entire time, some people had been living normal lives.“