The Worst Attraction In Every State

I really needed this. Today my grandma took my sketchbook and ridiculed every drawing in it. I don’t think i’ve ever felt so humiliated and worthless. but maybe it’s still worth something. Maybe It can still make people smile. So, if anyone wants to see some really crappy art? Just let me know...

bro i heard youre drawing.... can you post it online...bro... i want to see it no NO bro dont hide it. bro youll always be improving this is no reason to hold back from showing your work to the public NOW and gain a following........ bro..........pls

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

The Balladin of Galladin:

The itsy bitsy spider Ate our Galladin He turned into a fly and Was never seen again In came the rest of us To investigate And the itsy-bitsy Galladin

Was on the spider’s plate!

Level nine druid killed by the itsy-bitsy spider

We’re playing tomb of annihilation, and we made it to the actual tomb. Galadin the Elven Druid, level NINE, used wild shape to turn into a fly to investigate a room up ahead. The DM described holes in the floor. 

“I fly into one of the holes.” The holes were full of spiders. Not giant spiders. Just spiders. And they attacked. At one hit point, Galadin went down. He went out with a Nat 1 for his final death save. Rest in piece, you magnificent idiot.

H E L L O ????

“OLROX IS A SERPENT, AND MIZRAK IS A CHRISTIAN. SO HE’S BOTH A LITERAL TEMPTATION, AND FROM MIZRAK’S CHRISTIAN LENS, THE SYMBOL OF TEMPTATION FROM THE SCRIPTURES. HE CONSIDERS OLROX INHERENTLY EVIL FOR WHAT HE IS, LIKE HOW HE VIEWS HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HIS FAITH. IT’S TRAGIC BUT ALSO HORNY AT THE SAME TIME.”

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

found an old reddit AMA with brennan and discovered this gem

Travis Breaks his Sweatshirt to Mii Music

I stopped watching Talks early just to make you all this video. I hope you enjoy it.

The Joys of DMing for Artists #2

These drawings are just drawings by one of my players of her character, but I think they are worth sharing!

This is Shimmering Starlight, the Tabaxi Cleric

this is so pretty!!!

Colors…

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