The Balladin Of Galladin:
The Balladin of Galladin:
The itsy bitsy spider Ate our Galladin He turned into a fly and Was never seen again In came the rest of us To investigate And the itsy-bitsy Galladin
Was on the spider’s plate!
Level nine druid killed by the itsy-bitsy spider
We’re playing tomb of annihilation, and we made it to the actual tomb. Galadin the Elven Druid, level NINE, used wild shape to turn into a fly to investigate a room up ahead. The DM described holes in the floor.
“I fly into one of the holes.” The holes were full of spiders. Not giant spiders. Just spiders. And they attacked. At one hit point, Galadin went down. He went out with a Nat 1 for his final death save. Rest in piece, you magnificent idiot.
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