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I didn’t know I was missing this until I saw this post

Does anyone know where I can find some nice POC photography?

Im trying to make a character inspiration board but most of the photography is of pale skinned and skinny people.

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

today my art teacher asked me to see if i was practicing and i was so i tried to show him but my yuri was in the corner and i panicked so i covered it with a png of ur profile picture

DM Advice

Have your players been arguing over what to buy from a shop for 45 minutes? Starting to get annoyed? Make something happen! Make an pickpocket rob them! Have the shopkeep kick them out for loitering! Maybe a group of Bandits storm in to try and loot the place! The shop next door catches ire! Spice things up! I do this almost every time my players go shopping to prevent them from complaining about how boring the session was just because they spent 20 minutes debating between items!

Now tell me he wouldn't do that

Absolutely using this

......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol

no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.

meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.

i dub this one “fuck you, jimmy”

oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base