My Body Is Already An Inhospitable Environment, There’s No Way A Friggin Baby Would Be Able To Survive

Y'all.... I found the original DashCon schedule saved to my old harddrive

An artifact of the dark ages! 😆

The yellow hightlights are ones I was a panelist for. I think the orange was 18+ panels? I don't really know what the rest of the colors meant any more.

I forgot my "Guess that Musical" panel was one of the last... I honored my commitments, so I know I ran it for a handful of people. It's one of my panel pitches that's being considered for DashCon 2. I'm so endlessly amused.... and honestly excited for this summer.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

it really is a travesty i don’t have a penis because id be doing shit with it that nobody on this earth has ever seen before

I’m bout to commit a crime...

i’m the coolest kid in town

i dub this one “fuck you, jimmy”

“You’ve got a way to keep me on your side.”

Augh, could not stop thinking bout getting this finished while under the scornful gaze of capitalism (job)