Beautyandtheyeast - Homo-sapien

Transgender people in my phone you’d better live you’d better love you’d better live long enough to become old and annoy your great grandnephews you’d better watch trashy movies you’d better meet new people you love and hate and forget and remember you’d better hang in there for better and worse you’d better smell the dust after the rain and remember that you’re alive and full of beautiful sturdy bones you’d better hold onto that friend and never let them go you’d better keep living and living and living and never stop

The Balladin of Galladin:

The itsy bitsy spider Ate our Galladin He turned into a fly and Was never seen again In came the rest of us To investigate And the itsy-bitsy Galladin

Was on the spider’s plate!

Level nine druid killed by the itsy-bitsy spider

We’re playing tomb of annihilation, and we made it to the actual tomb. Galadin the Elven Druid, level NINE, used wild shape to turn into a fly to investigate a room up ahead. The DM described holes in the floor. 

“I fly into one of the holes.” The holes were full of spiders. Not giant spiders. Just spiders. And they attacked. At one hit point, Galadin went down. He went out with a Nat 1 for his final death save. Rest in piece, you magnificent idiot.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

he is zooming around and he is so cute i love him

I really needed this. Today my grandma took my sketchbook and ridiculed every drawing in it. I don’t think i’ve ever felt so humiliated and worthless. but maybe it’s still worth something. Maybe It can still make people smile. So, if anyone wants to see some really crappy art? Just let me know...

bro i heard youre drawing.... can you post it online...bro... i want to see it no NO bro dont hide it. bro youll always be improving this is no reason to hold back from showing your work to the public NOW and gain a following........ bro..........pls

it's been a million gazillion years but it's finally done! my animatic of the mighty nein by critical role!!

youtube link: https://youtu.be/j4oAUV2w_BE?si=4odLRScVsBJTs_uL

I once again have to draw Molly in the Battle Royale Outfit 😌

it really is a travesty i don’t have a penis because id be doing shit with it that nobody on this earth has ever seen before