Deadlifted 405. 3 Reps 8 Sets.

I’m doing this. I’m so doing this and no one can stop me.

Dealing negative damage

My player’s wizard, having run out of spells, resorts to using the paladin’s warhammer. W: Will a 15 hit? Me: Roll damage W: 2. do I add anything? Me: Add your strength mod W: Thats... a -4 Me: ...what? W: ...what?

I genuinely don’t know what to do, PLEASE HELP I AM CONFUSED AND I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS IN THE HANDBOOK!

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

Travis Breaks his Sweatshirt to Mii Music

I stopped watching Talks early just to make you all this video. I hope you enjoy it.

i hate pokemon

you can post this image twice this year.