I Just Did The BOFA Thing To My Mum And She Goes “that’s Very Rude” And I Said “i’m Sorry,

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

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I Need To Do Something W This Older Molly Design Again. Its So Cute For No Reason

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1 year ago

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11 months ago

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decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

5 years ago
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9 months ago
I Hate Pokemon

i hate pokemon

5 years ago

HAPPY 14 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

2 months ago
Project D By 肉十鹿RSL
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5 years ago

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