Bdubs-my-love - Hermitcraft Is Love, Hermitcraft Is Life

they are going on an adventure (and bringing the boatem pole with them for safety reasons)

Jellie is the best cat! 💖 (and her owner is okay too I guess)

pov you are a hermit going shopping or perhaps just strolling around

when the CEO tells you what to do

this conversation has been haunting me for half an hour now. why did mumbo's mind immediately go to furry art. why did he say "fanfiction" and proceed to talk about drawings. why does impulse want to see mumbo furry art. what

[video transcript:

Impulse: I was admiring the way that Mumbo's, uh, horse's tail stuck out of the elytra there. (laughs) Mumbo: Yeah. It does look good. Impulse: It looks like Mumbo has the tail. Grian: It was so— Seeing— oh. When S— Mumbo: Do not say that. Impulse, Impulse— Be very careful. The fanfictions have— have already started. Pearl & Impulse: Oh no. Mumbo: There's pens furiously drawing all over the country. Impulse: I wanna see all of them. All of the pictures of Mumbo with a tail. Mumbo: (laughing) Oh, no! Impulse: If there's not at least 20, I'm gonna be let down. (laughing) Mumbo: (laughs) There's gonna be more than 20. There's probably already more than 20, if I'm honest with you.

end video transcript.]

may i present:

fairydubs

(now in colour!)

third life season three, desert duo mcc, scar’s hot, big rock, diamond pillars to the top

nether hub catalogue, rendog makes a farm for logs, tnt and hawkeye shots, xisuma’s eating bone blocks

we didn’t start the fire

me: hermitcraft is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

the entire evil x plot:

me: hermitcraf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

boatem hole, last life references, evil x (again):

me: hormitcraft is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

mods that make moons big, floating blocks, gravity that refuses to work:

me: hoimitcraf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

scar sacrificing bdubs to the moon god, mumbo ending an episode with “i’m going to blow up the moon” before cutting to black, tango makes an AI, whatever the fuck is happening at octagon:

me: hoimycraf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

the moon fucking crashing into the server ending fucking the season what the actual fuck:

me: hoimycramf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

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hermitcraft propaganda will be updated soon to reflect the hermits going batshit feral this season.

greggs (Grian Eggs)

Meanwhile