Jason : *Stubs Their Toe* FUCK!

Wally: Whenever I see Dick, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Barry: That's because you're in love with him.

[later]

Dick: Whenever I see Wally, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Bruce: Don't get too close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.

Dick: Hey Dami, made anyone cry today?

Damian: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Bruce : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Selena: What- how?

Bruce : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

Bruce : Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Selena: Hi, I’m ‘things

Bruce: Are you listening to me?

Robin Dick Grayson: *nods*

Bruce: What did I just say?

Robin dick Grayson: *nods*

Bruce: ...

Black canary: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Dick: It’s not a joke.

Dick: *sniffles*

Dick: I’m a legit snack.

Kid!Dick, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Kid!Barbara,in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Bruce: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Kid!Barbara: playing systemic oppression

Harper, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Kate, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Ands it’s beautiful

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Stephanie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jason: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!