Cullen: *Kicks The Door Down Looking Panicked*

Bruce: What happened?!

Stephanie: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Bruce: Sh-short??

Stephanie: Shit's fucked.

Bruce: Okay, long.

Stephanie: Shit's very fucked.

Does anyone remember her because she was a f*ing badass there should be more comics with her

Oh my gosh I saw this while scrolling through Pinterest and had to post this

Luke : dad! My face is on fire!

Lucius: Luke ! Are you ok?!

Luke : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lucius : But your face is on fire.

Luke : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Black canary: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Dick: It’s not a joke.

Dick: *sniffles*

Dick: I’m a legit snack.

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Partner Look

recycling some old sketches I had in my “lego batman movie” files :D 

Dick: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Barbara: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Damian: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Carrie: Isn't that just killing people?

Damian: Ah, don’t sweat the details .

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Jason: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Dick: Twelve, actually.

Jason: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Dick: Yours!

Jason: That's right: no one's.

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Damian: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Steph: I think you mean cards.

Damian, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bruce Wayne please come to the front desk?

Bruce, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to the batkids

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Dick, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Bruce: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Barbara: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Luke: You people already know too much about me.

Tiffany: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Tim: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Cullen: Just rip the bandage off.

Tim: It’s Kon.

Cullen: Put the bandage back on.

Here lies Hal Jordan may he rest in peace

“It’s okay, you can tell us later. Everyone was just so worried... all of the Robins even came! They’ve been pacing outside your door for hours.”

Bruce: Where are you going?

Selena: Hell, eventually.