recycling some old sketches I had in my “lego batman movie” files :D
Jason: Croissants: dropped
Dick: Road: works ahead
Duke: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Stephanie: Shavacado: fre
Tim: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Damian:
Damian: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Kon: Hey Tim,
Tim: Yes?
Kon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Tim:
Tim: Where’s Bart?
I was 300 page into a Stephen king book and thought. I was safe i thought wrong.
Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Kid!Dick, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Kid!Barbara,in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Bruce: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Kid!Barbara: playing systemic oppression
Bruce: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Stephanie: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Bruce: ….
Bruce: What?
Stephanie: I need to feed my Neopets!
Wally: Dick, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Dick: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Oh my gosh I saw this while scrolling through Pinterest and had to post this
*Harper and Cullen are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Harper: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Cullen , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Black canary: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Dick: It’s not a joke.
Dick: *sniffles*
Dick: I’m a legit snack.
A nerd who posts about the bat family especially underrated characters like duke, Helena,Betty, Carrie,Alina,Barbara,Steph,Luke, Tiffany, Cullen, terry, Harper and any other underrated batfam characters including the popular ones like the bat bros so enjoy
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