Jon: I Owe You One.

Bruce: How was your day, Damian?

Damian: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Bruce: Oh? And what does that mean?

Damian: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Damian: Jon and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Jon: Sentences.

Damian: Don't interrupt me.

Black canary: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Dick: It’s not a joke.

Dick: *sniffles*

Dick: I’m a legit snack.

Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?

Wally: ...

Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Alfred: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Tiny emo Bruce: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Alfred: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Wally: How would you like your coffee?

Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Dick: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Wally: Okay.

Dick: And make out during the scary parts.

Wally: Th-

Wally: The scary parts.

Wally: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Bruce: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Stephanie: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Bruce: ….

Bruce: What?

Stephanie: I need to feed my Neopets!