Jason: Come To Dinner Tonight. I Can’t Cook, But I’ll Bring Plenty Of Free Wine.

Duke: *starts to leave patrol at sundown*

*an explosion is heard from nearby area*

Gotham Citizen: What was that?

Duke: The sound of someone else's problem.

Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?

Wally: ...

Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Dick: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Wally: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Dick: Holy moly-

Bruce: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Stephanie: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Bruce: ….

Bruce: What?

Stephanie: I need to feed my Neopets!

Alfred: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Tiny emo Bruce: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Alfred: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Harper, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Kate, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Nightwing : You love me, right, Batgirl ?

Batgirl : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Damian: It’s dark in here

Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this

Jon: *Stomps their feet*

Jon: *Skechers light up*

Bruce: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Jason: I don't want your advice.

Bruce: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

I was 300 page into a Stephen king book and thought. I was safe i thought wrong.