Dick: You Can De-escalate Any Situation By Simply Saying, 'Are We About To Kiss?'

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Diana: Gods, give me patience.

Cassie standing in front of an explosion : I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Diana: If Gods gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Bruce: You're right.

Clark: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.

Bruce: What happened?!

Stephanie: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Bruce: Sh-short??

Stephanie: Shit's fucked.

Bruce: Okay, long.

Stephanie: Shit's very fucked.

Barbara: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Dick: Babs what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Barbara , already taking off their clothes: God, Dick, you’re so fucking stupid.

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