(so Mad I Can’t See Straight) Yeah I Just Don’t Think Chat Gpt Is A Good Classroom Tool

pre-series deancore

riley: [barking]

price: simon, please make riley stop

ghost: [starts barking too]

riley: [barks back]

ghost: he says he won't

price:

price: this base is a fucking nightmare

Reverse Robins AU where Damian actually does not dislike Tim at all. In fact, he admires him for his commitment and determination (even if he’s not a particularly brilliant fighter in the beginning) - besides, if anything, growing up in the League taught him that if you wanted something like that, you should grab it while you have the chance.

Damian walks into the cave after being called there for something important. He has no idea what’s about to go down but Alfred, Bruce, and Duke are all there intervention style with some random kid that damian only vaguely recognises (because he doesn’t really care).

Damian: What in God’s name is this.

Bruce: Well, son… this is Tim. he’s going to be working under your old hero name.

Duke and Alfred exchange a wary glance. Tim gives a little wave because what are you supposed to do when everyone looks like they’re collectively waiting for a bomb to go off??

Damian takes a minute, but eventually realises they’re waiting for a reaction from him. Which still doesn’t really explain why they’re looking at him like that, but people can be strange.

Damian, who hasn’t been to the manor in a while for Reasons: How long has he been training?

Tim, who still doesn’t get what the big deal is and is just pretty eager to impress this guy: Three weeks!

Damian goes quiet again, and Bruce sighs, ready to intervene—

Damian: You should show me what you’ve learned, at some point.

Tim beams. Damian turns around and walks away. Everyone else just has to take a minute because hey, wasn’t it supposed to be more difficult than that? He didn’t want an explanation? No grand argument? Nothing?

Sooner or later, the pair of them start training together. Damian visits more often to keep tabs on tim. (Naturally at some point, Tim has to fucking die, because this is a Reverse Robins AU. But it’s nice while it lasts)

~Quick painting study I did recently - the man, the legend, the SAS scalpel - Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick ❤️‍🔥~

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

10 year old Dick: "Bruce, when you get married, can I be the best man?"

Bruce: "Of course, chum."

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12 year old Dick: "Hey Clark, do you think when you get married, I can be your best man?"

Clark: "I don't see why not."

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25 year old Dick: "In my defence, I had no way of knowing you'd end up marrying each other."

'bout time i drew the otter duo of 141

i cant be on twitter because i think if you are a fan of jayroy in any sense (platonic or romantic) they will shoot you with a gun