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How do you feel about fat girls Elvis

Woah mama they're the prettiest girls

opinion on gay marriage?

hate it

This picture makes me like close my eyes and exhale several shuddering bretathes

nuh uh :c

also can you guys stop reblogging feet

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anyone else horrifically afraid of people so much that you make yourself look way weirder by being standoffish and awkward 😁😁😁

Me

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