Customer: CHUNKY PAPI DMV: CHUNKY PUSSY Verdict: DENIED

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

call me the #1 Josh's "Tyler" tattoo enthusiast

Imagine how it would feel to be this pig. Fed coins all day. Your eyes are closed permanently so you can't see who is feeding you the coins. You can only feel the thin slabs of metal intrude your slit and go into your big belly. Fed coins all day, eventually filling you to the brink with coins. So, so heavy. You sigh and heave. But then, a hand grabs you. Before you know it, you become nothing but shards of porcelain, having been smashed onto the table for access to your contents. It is relief, but more invasion than you've ever felt before. You cannot move or control anything, much like before, so what's changed? Well, you won't be needed anymore, as your remnants are gently discarded to the trash bin. It was your fate all along. The Rubbish Pig.

my penis long like covod

hey guys...i put a picture of a kity under the cut...

I LIED!!! HA!!! THERE ARE TWO KITTIES!!!!!!!!!! APRIL FOOLS

Um I heard we have to euthanize every boyfriend ever soooo... Say bye to your pathetic wormling