Bruh My Friend So Bad At Answering His Phone . Ts Pmo💔💔

woah mama theres weird ominous plastic eggs on your blog???

Woah mama they're gonna put me in the egg

may your boner be steadfast and truly remarkable

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

“Like Flansy in the soda can, it’s trooky, trooky, trooky!”

Mr. Xcitement - They Might Be Giants - Mink Car (2001)

Plenty of cake at this gym

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do