Awkwardcannibalslunchtable - AWKWARD CANNIBALS LUNCH TABLE

hey guys...i put a picture of a kity under the cut...

I LIED!!! HA!!! THERE ARE TWO KITTIES!!!!!!!!!! APRIL FOOLS

i think it was cam lmao

WHO ADDED THE BADGES

Don't you just wish they would DIE?!

NO!

Me

who the hell is looking to hook up on craigslist????

Hey so I just want you to know, this is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant.

SAW dir. james wan

Imagine how it would feel to be this pig. Fed coins all day. Your eyes are closed permanently so you can't see who is feeding you the coins. You can only feel the thin slabs of metal intrude your slit and go into your big belly. Fed coins all day, eventually filling you to the brink with coins. So, so heavy. You sigh and heave. But then, a hand grabs you. Before you know it, you become nothing but shards of porcelain, having been smashed onto the table for access to your contents. It is relief, but more invasion than you've ever felt before. You cannot move or control anything, much like before, so what's changed? Well, you won't be needed anymore, as your remnants are gently discarded to the trash bin. It was your fate all along. The Rubbish Pig.