An Englishman And An Irishman Go To A Bakery. The Englishman Steals Three Buns And Puts Them Into His

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

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Israel is deliberately starving Palestinians, UN rights expert says: UN special rapporteur on the right to food Michael Fakhri says denial of food is war crime and constitutes ‘a situation of genocide’ https://t.co/ocaGvmDzxO

— Andrew Feinstein (@andrewfeinstein) February 27, 2024
Israel is deliberately starving Palestinians, UN rights expert says
the Guardian
Exclusive: UN special rapporteur on the right to food Michael Fakhri says denial of food is war crime and constitutes ‘a situation of genoci

Israel is intentionally starving Palestinians and should be held accountable for war crimes – and genocide, according to the UN’s leading expert on the right to food. Hunger and severe malnutrition are widespread in the Gaza Strip, where about 2.2 million Palestinians are facing severe shortages resulting from Israel destroying food supplies and severely restricting the flow of food, medicines and other humanitarian supplies. Aid trucks and Palestinians waiting for humanitarian relief have come under Israeli fire.

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So recently the mayor of my city placed a bunch of sharp stones under a bridge commonly used by homeless people to escape the harsh tropical storms we experience during the summer

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A priest decided that was an utterly anti humanitarian course of action (rightfully so) and so his solution.. was to destroy those rocks with a hammer.

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This account is primarily for sharing videos and photos from regular people living in Gaza, but in this post I want to highlight what it is like for someone who has been able to leave.

Maram's Instagram profile. It reads "Dentist diaries. Blogger. Dental student 🦷 lifestyle daily vlogs fashion ✨️ HELP me to evacuate my family from Gaza 🙏" with a link to the Go Fund Me.

Maram Alshurafa is a dental student from Palestine. In December, her family was able to send her to safety in Canada.

Despite being somewhere physically safer than Gaza, she is experiencing a new hardship feeling isolated and afraid for her family in Palestine.

Maram's Instagram caption written in Arabic and English. In English it reads "when i left Gaza to Canada my soul left my body! 💔 If they die now in Gaza once, I am dying out there a billion times. I miss my home, I miss my dream, I want my life back and I swear I won't complain anymore. I want my soul back 💔." Posted February 1, 2024.

Maram is on Instagram @ maram_alshurafa. She is raising funds to help the rest of her family escape. You can help by donating here.

Screenshot of Maram's Go Fund Me.
maram's Go Fund Me description. It reads: "My name is Maram Alshurafa , I am collecting donations to help my family evacuate from Gaza. we have all lost our homes, businesses and real estate.

My family now live in tents and they suffer from the war, death is now is closer to them more than you think, you can see me and my brother in the photo, I saw the war, I lived it. I faced death more than one time, I was able to evacuate Gaza with difficulty and survived with only my clothes and nothing else, but my family still there, facing death and hunger every single day

I hesitated a lot to make this link , but there no other way. With your help I can let them out of Gaza and keep them away from death.

my beautiful family consists of 24 members (about 18 child).

I had to live my whole life with them, I feel guilty when I talk to them, as if I left them to die alone.

Time is running out!

brothers and sisters: you're donations can make difference in saving lives, but if you can't donate you can share this link and help me to evacuate all my family PLEASE .

I'll be honest with all of you , that all of the donations will reach the people that I mentioned above to save them certain death .

and THANK you all ."
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