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How to Tell a Woman is Faking It: General Rules of Thumb

Peeking out of retirement to speak on this.

So I’m on PornHub getting wet over Ryan Madison vids, as you do. I come across one where he’s up to his usual shit, but according to over 230 likes in the comments, this one somehow stands heads and shoulders above the rest. Why?

Because this time, the chick “reaaaallly seems into it!” “Great chemistry!” “I think she really wanted him to cum in her!”

I re-watch, thinking I’d missed something, but nope. This chick remained one of the worst fakers, and these poor bastards didn’t know the difference.

I’m here to put you niggas on.

How to Tell a Woman is Faking: General Rules of Thumb

1.) Loud, Staccato Noises

This chick’s (and so many others’) tell was a litany of loud moans that all sounded the same in tone, pitch and volume. To the untrained (i.e. typical male) ear, the volume and consistency suggested intensity, when in reality it was just bad acting.

Her entire focus was on MAKING NOISE bc there was no PHYSICAL pleasure to preoccupy her. A woman headed for a real nut does not have the mental capacity to make sure she sounds “good”

A pleasured woman releases (notice I didn’t say “makes” as that suggests manufacture) a varied series of sounds - grunts, groans, sighs, coos, whimpers, screams and swears - all at different intensities, pitch and volume. The sounds are unchecked bc she’s too preoccupied with cumming to give a damn.

And let me tell you, if a woman’s cumming hard, she can sound every bit as guttural as a man. If all you’re ever getting is gentle, Princess Peach sighs, your stroke is likely lacking.

*If she sounds like she’s giving birth, running a marathon, enjoying a delicious meal, or reacting to a gift of money or jewelry, you’re doing it right.*

Note: A lot of ladies make little or no noise at all, and that’s fine. She will still give you physical cues. If she starts grabbing at your hair, shoulders, ass or arms, she’s into it. Rubbing her clit is a good sign too. (Watch how she rubs it, then pull out and replicate her movements with the tip of your dick. Thank me later.) Means it feels good and she’s trying to make it feel even better.

2.) Limp Feet

If she’s not a.) driving her heels into the mattress (or into your back), b.) flexing her feet, or c.) curling her toes, odds she came are SLIM to NONE. If you are a girl who can cum hard without getting your feet involuntarily involved, please let me know bc you are a rare and beautiful bird.

3.) Talking Shit

Dirty talk is great in the beginning, but if she’s doing it non-stop, she’s probably nowhere near cumming. She should’ve at least paused at the moment of climax. When it’s on, I can’t even remember my own fucking name, much less encourage you to fill my dirty fuckhole with your hot man mustard. If you’ve done your job right, your girl should barely be coherent, much less conversational.

4.) Excessive Smiling or Giggling

Same idea as above. Getting fucked to within an inch or your life is no laughing matter. If you’re really about to make me cum hard, my only concerns are grabbing onto something and trying to survive. I ain’t got no time to be flirty or cute with you.

5.) Blank or Unchanging Facial Expression

One of the last vids I watched was of a flawless black goddess clearly enjoying every stroke she was getting. Her noises were genuine and sexy, a natural expression of the pleasure she was feeling. Her expression looked a bit like she was going to cry.

Some dumbass comments, “Boy, she makes it look like it hurts.”

I’m not mad at dumbass. Just disappointed at how grossly mislead some of you guys are.

Understand, good dick humbles us. It makes us want to be better people. Makes us appreciate life, love and God’s beautiful creation. It makes us want to water our plants more consistently, suck our man’s dick better, adopt a puppy. And when we feel this way, we sometimes look like we want to cry a little because maybe sometimes we do. A lil.

An authentic female orgasm face can also include:

a.) look of actual outrage at how good the dick is,

b.) look of tender awe like we’re seeing Jesus at the Transfiguration bc your dick has saved our soul

c.) look of mild disgust with ourselves bc we know we’ll now put up with anything to keep getting such quality dick

That’s about it. I know some fellas are savvy enough to have put all this together already, but I’m shocked and saddened at the number of men are totally fooled.

Please support your pornstars. They are earning a living, and it’s not their fault the sex is garbage. Like a lot of girls irl, they just wanna make you cum, even if they can’t:(

Please take these cues to heart. If you spot your chick faking, do better.

TL;DR Too loud, monotone, smiley and consistently so - she’s faking. Looks and sounds slightly mournful, lightheaded or surprised, exhibits little control of body and voice, she’s cumming.

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So just a clarification

there have been some misconceptions about bisexuality and what it is so I wanna clear them up! This isn’t about any other sexuality, just bisexuality.

Bisexuality is the attraction to all genders. Some bi people have a preference, some don’t. For some, gender preference is a part of it, for others, personality and who the person is is a part of it. Bisexual people are attracted to ALL genders. Bisexuality is an all inclusive gender attraction.

It’s not two or more (because two or more implies that you can be attracted to a certain amount while being exclusionary to others and that isn’t good. A preference is different from exclusion.)—it’s not gender over personality—it’s not some genders and not others—it’s not strictly preference.

If you are a bisexual person who has a preference of who you are attracted to—then cool, you are bisexual (I.e, I am bi myself, a bi nonbinary wlw, but I lean more toward women aligned people, but that doesn’t mean I’m not attracted to other genders). If you are a bisexual person who doesn’t quite know who you like but you know you are attracted to every gender under the sun, cool—you are BI. If you are a bisexual person who is like ‘fuck it’, idgaf about gender I just care about who you are, as long as your personality vibes with me I like you—gender isn’t a factor’ then you are valid and you are bi.

Bisexuality isn’t exclusionary. 

(If your bisexuality excludes certain genders then that’s problematic. However, so many bi people have been screaming to the heavens for the last decade to let y’all know that , overall, exclusionary people aren’t an issue in our community—at least no the point that a lot of people make them seem. Of course there are issues of transphobes in our community…just like every community. Like even gay and lesbian sexulities dealt with early ideas and beliefs that the sexualities only catered toward people on the cis binary. Lesbian and gay people have been fighting, just like bisexual people to let y’all know that this mindset is harmful and that just bcs a few transphobic, uneducated people thought that was okay—that doesn’t reflect the community. The sexualities have adapted, called out shit, etc., esp non binary and trans people within those sexualities. Bisexuality is literally the same way but y’all don’t let bisexuals breathe…anyway) 

Bisexuality is having a preference. Bisexuality isn’t having one. Bisexuality isn’t sure if you have one. Bisexuality is not giving two hells about gender. Bisexuality is an attraction to all genders, no matter how big or how small—

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god. white adjacent poc who defend racism drive me b@tshit! my dude, the whites dont actually want you, so why are you doggedly attempting to earn approval points by telling them that appropriation is kool, fun, and completely ok? do you honestly think that by surrendering an aspect of your culture to white appropriation, that you’ll attain some manner of magical immunity to racism and violence when the supremacists come knocking at your door, because you defended them and told them it was ok to steal and disrespect cultural practices and symbols? 

also, who tf died and made you the token spokesperson for an entire marginalized culture? (esp. with things that are shared between cultures that have historically overlapped and mingled – it isn’t really your place as an individual to give permission to white people to appropriate smth.! if it isn’t from your culture (or entirely from your culture alone) or the same thing/something very similar belongs to neighboring cultures (possibly as a product of historical interaction and cultural overlap, like e.g. henna,  or maybe the wearing of feathers in a specific manner amongst various indigenous groups  (all for different purposes but it isn’t the place of one person to sign over Permission for whites to wear ceremonial headdresses of that type), then it isn’t something that you alone can actively “give away” to white people. 

white adjacent poc who defend the actions of whites who are guilty of cultural appropriation are the reason that marginalized identities are literally made into halloween costumes and fashion accessories. 

this also contributes to the idea that poc aren’t as worthy to be white equals; like we have to “earn our place” by actively giving/surrendering to white people something of ours for them to use/benefit from (and this leads to white artists using sacred/culturally-specific imagery and profiting off it immensely, while creators from that very culture get approximately nothing) which is also not a good look bc we shouldn’t have to “earn” equality as it’s a basic fucking human right but ok 

i understand that in some cases, this is driven by a desire for representation and to be seen/appreciated by white people, but this isn’t the correct route to be taking, here. if you want to share your culture, how abt finding somebody who, idk, actually fucking respects and genuinely appreciates both you and said culture first? idk man just a Thought

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Look, the act of self love ain’t never been no easy thing — especially when you’re experiencing copious amounts of scarcity, shame, disenfranchisement, or loss. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be a 10 billion dollar skin-lightening industry in countries where the world’s darkest people reside. Forty-two percent of voting women wouldn’t have voted for Donald Trump (an anti-choice, anti-union, anti-poor, pro-war, sexual harassment enthusiast).

And I, processing yet another anguishing break-up with someone who’s made it overtly and painfully clear that they no longer want anything to do with me, would be focusing more on healing, pursuing my goals, and moving through grief, rather than spending my days staring at his facebook page, miserably pining for his affection and attention, and desperately reaching out to him even when I know better.

That’s not to say that folks who use skin bleaching cream or vote for fascists don’t feel love for themselves. And I’ll put it on all that’s holy and sacred that I love and treasure every ounce and texture of my tender, sensitive, butter-cup of a heart. (Read more via We All F*ck Up: The Importance of Loving Yourself Even When You Disappoint Yourself)