Stop Glorifying People Who Aren’t Me

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

hands (gay subtext)

I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots

feeling emotionally vulnerable so ill be walking around with a sword for the rest of the day

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me