"You're Losing Blood" No I Know Exactly Where It Is. The Floor. Don't Ever Underestimate Me.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

“you know she’s insane right” why do you think i’m obsessed with her

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me

[falls in the shower] parkour

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

where?

look. one of the best feelings in the world is a good, bone-deep cackle. it's important to cackle, with a zest for life and love of wickedness in your heart.